Subject: So funny and so true...If you have been there you know how
true it is..

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to
worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and
doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And
you can do this right in your own home!

Exercise 1:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the
main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut and lean
on
the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds (while you
hold your breath). Repeat again, in case the first time wasn't effective
enough.

Exercise 2:
Visit your garage at 3 am when the temperature of the cement floor is just
perfect. Take off your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one
breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back
the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn
over and repeat for the other breast.

Exercise 3:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger
into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the
bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger
to meet next week and do it again!!

CONGRATULATIONS!
Now you have nothing at all to worry about when you go for your Mammogram!

And just a thought for all you women out there:

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause. Ever notice
how all of women's problems start with men?

And when we have real problems, it's called a HISterectomy!

Send this to all the women you know, and brighten their day!...

P.S. Don't forget the "GUY"necologist!